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6/23/2012 7:03:14 PM
Topic:
IMPORTANT: ESPN Test

ASU74
ASU74
This is an exercise to test for (un) biased ESPN baseball commentary.

Prior to the start of the baseball game each person watching the game will pick 1 player (or team) from a team. Every time the announcers discuss that player (or team), the person who has that player (or team) drinks 1/2 shot of their preferred adult beverage. The person who passed out first proves there was an announcer love fest. We will then have empirical irrefutable evidence of which team the announcers favored over the other.

If both testers pass out within 10 minutes of each other, it will prove there was no biased commentary.

Note: No lightweights are allowed to participate. This is a scientific test! Lightweights will wear The Blue and officiate.

Please post your results on this tread for documentation that a test was conducted in your area.

All evidence (empty can, bottles, photographs, etc.) will then be collected and sent to ESPN proving that their announcers are favoring one team over the other and demand equal commentary consideration for each team.

ESPN may at their option replay the game and conduct their own tests in a controlled environment for verification. If ESPN's tests are contrary to the original test, then the best of 3 game regulation will then be invoked for mandatory re-testing by the original test participants.

Mandatory: The person hosting the viewing of the game must have overnight accommodations for all who have participated in the test. According to "Blue's" union contract "Blue" is a volunteer and will not receive any compensation whatsoever for his or her (Title IX compliant) work.
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6/23/2012 7:15:30 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
I want to be "Devil with the Blue Dress On"
6/23/2012 7:56:53 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
Dodger Matt wrote:
ASU74 wrote:
I want to be "Devil with the Blue Dress On"

Would that be "Wildcat Blue"? There's some REAL cross-dressing: A Sun Devil with a Wildcat-blue dress on.


See:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5J6dvMDvQA
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGMJnkrAQco&feature=related (live)
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6/23/2012 8:00:32 PM
Topic:
IMPORTANT: ESPN Test

ASU74
ASU74
BeaverBob wrote:
Where do I sign up?


You may organize your own test, but your group must abide by all rules & regulations to be offically sanctioned.
6/23/2012 8:05:49 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
BeaverBob wrote:
There's the spirit. What are you about a size 5?
ASU74 wrote:
I want to be "Devil with the Blue Dress On"


Closer to Mama Cass size.
6/23/2012 8:36:17 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
BeaverBob wrote:
I started working on some other forum names. For the Virgin poster, I was thinking about one of the following:

Taged Out Sneaking Home
or
Sitting on Third Base
or
Out at the Plate

For the Duck who lost his job at McDonalds because he took too many bathroom breaks: Diaper Duck. I've attached a potential Avatar.
http://www.thegoosesmother.com/id47.html
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Diaper Duck....LOL LOL LOL LOL
6/23/2012 9:09:28 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
My favorite Duck
http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Duck-a-l-Orange
6/23/2012 9:19:50 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
Riverduck wrote:


Rule of our hunting blind:
If it fly's it dies. What is the season on Flying Beaver? Got a recipe?
6/23/2012 9:21:49 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
Riverduck wrote:


My kinda kitchen!
6/23/2012 9:23:20 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
Riverduck wrote:
beaverbob- found your new wardrobe..
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/6661/angry-beaver/


Score one for RD!
6/23/2012 9:33:53 PM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
Funny.
Since we are getting way off topic....this is funny
http://shotbyrobins.posterous.com/at-long-last-the-episode-we-waited-20-yrs-to
6/24/2012 10:56:15 AM
Topic:
Ideas to increase traffic on this forum

ASU74
ASU74
We could flood Kendall's e-mail asking why he has not been around & letting him know we miss him in this forum......kinda like writing to your Congressman to let them know how you stand on an issue.

mailto:kendall@perfectgame.org

I will do so now.

Sample note:


Kendall,
Why have you not been around College Baseball Clubhouse? We miss You.

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6/24/2012 11:05:12 AM
Topic:
IMPORTANT: ESPN Test

ASU74
ASU74
Dodger Matt wrote:
Every time the lavender geezer mentions Pankake, you have to take a shot of maple syrup.


DM,
That could cause a widespread epidemic of Type 2 Diabetes.
6/24/2012 11:12:51 AM
Topic:
2012 CWS Champion Poll

ASU74
ASU74
Who will be the NCAA baseball National Champion for 2012?
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6/24/2012 3:24:23 PM
Topic:
2012 CWS Champion Poll

ASU74
ASU74
PICKY, PICKY, PICKY....I fixed it THX....ya must have been an English teacher in another life.

Kendall: Please add a spell check tool.
6/24/2012 3:33:03 PM
Topic:
Woman Sues Little League Catcher for $500,000

ASU74
ASU74
The absurd:
http://www.mandatory.com/2012/06/22/woman-hit-with-baseball-sues-11-year-old/#page=1%3Ficid
6/24/2012 4:32:02 PM
Topic:
Championship

ASU74
ASU74
Todd:
Welocme to PG. Nice write up, though I think UA will go 2-0, but then again I've been wrong before. See the threat with the poll.
6/24/2012 4:40:28 PM
Topic:
Woman Sues Little League Catcher for $500,000

ASU74
ASU74
Dodger Matt wrote:
I glimpsed that headline a few hours ago and never went back to read it. What a maroon! plus the woman's husband has also filed suit against the kid claiming the loss of "services, society, and consortium" of his wife. I don't know what kind of services his wife provided, but they don't show a picture of her (before or after the ball-beating). If she looks as skanky as she has acted by suing an 11-year-old, maybe the loss of consortium is a GOOD thing.


DM: This is BB's High School Sophomore English teacher. Was the woman stranded somewhere or did you mean she is a moron?
Score C+
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6/24/2012 4:51:00 PM
Topic:
IMPORTANT: ESPN Test

ASU74
ASU74
Bob is drinking Scotch. I've got some St Pauli Girl dark. What is everyone else drinking for the test, & which player or team are you choosing for the test.

I'm going with Alex Mejia.
DM, we already know is going with Joey Pankake. Whatcha drinking for the test?
6/24/2012 5:12:46 PM
Topic:
Thoughts and prayers for a deceased family member

ASU74
ASU74
Matt,
My condolences to you & your family. I know how you feel. My father pased away on Father's Day a few years ago.

I love films, but had really not recognized the name. Looked him up & found one of his favorite quotes:

"I've always felt like a thoroughbred without the proper track to run on."

Fred
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