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6/23/2012 7:03:14 PM

ASU74
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This is an exercise to test for (un) biased ESPN baseball commentary.

Prior to the start of the baseball game each person watching the game will pick 1 player (or team) from a team. Every time the announcers discuss that player (or team), the person who has that player (or team) drinks 1/2 shot of their preferred adult beverage. The person who passed out first proves there was an announcer love fest. We will then have empirical irrefutable evidence of which team the announcers favored over the other.

If both testers pass out within 10 minutes of each other, it will prove there was no biased commentary.

Note: No lightweights are allowed to participate. This is a scientific test! Lightweights will wear The Blue and officiate.

Please post your results on this tread for documentation that a test was conducted in your area.

All evidence (empty can, bottles, photographs, etc.) will then be collected and sent to ESPN proving that their announcers are favoring one team over the other and demand equal commentary consideration for each team.

ESPN may at their option replay the game and conduct their own tests in a controlled environment for verification. If ESPN's tests are contrary to the original test, then the best of 3 game regulation will then be invoked for mandatory re-testing by the original test participants.

Mandatory: The person hosting the viewing of the game must have overnight accommodations for all who have participated in the test. According to "Blue's" union contract "Blue" is a volunteer and will not receive any compensation whatsoever for his or her (Title IX compliant) work.
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6/23/2012 7:53:56 PM

BeaverBob
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Where do I sign up?
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6/23/2012 8:00:32 PM

ASU74
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BeaverBob wrote:
Where do I sign up?


You may organize your own test, but your group must abide by all rules & regulations to be offically sanctioned.

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6/24/2012 12:46:53 AM

Florida Beaver
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The number one homer player?

Pancake.

I get him.

Hell, I'll be drunk passed out by the third inning.
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6/24/2012 10:02:48 AM

Dodger Matt
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Every time the lavender geezer mentions Pankake, you have to take a shot of maple syrup.
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6/24/2012 11:05:12 AM

ASU74
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Dodger Matt wrote:
Every time the lavender geezer mentions Pankake, you have to take a shot of maple syrup.


DM,
That could cause a widespread epidemic of Type 2 Diabetes.

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6/24/2012 4:51:00 PM

ASU74
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Bob is drinking Scotch. I've got some St Pauli Girl dark. What is everyone else drinking for the test, & which player or team are you choosing for the test.

I'm going with Alex Mejia.
DM, we already know is going with Joey Pankake. Whatcha drinking for the test?

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6/24/2012 5:08:52 PM

Dodger Matt
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Me? Garage beer (aka Rainer). But I can't wait for stuff like when the lavender geezer mentions a player; I'm taking a swig whenever the second hand reaches 12.

Okay, just to play fair, I'll officially claim both of Andy Lopez's bearded sons, neither of whom I've seen take the field or swing a bat for a single moment all year but who are both on the roster. When either is mentioned, I'll pluck a hair of the dog, and take a swig.
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6/24/2012 5:50:12 PM

Dodger Matt
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Surprise. Notice what color the lavender geezer is wearing....
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6/24/2012 6:00:23 PM

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DM Drink 1

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6/24/2012 6:01:07 PM

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I drink 1

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6/24/2012 6:42:15 PM

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DM...another shot for you

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6/24/2012 7:23:55 PM

BeaverBob
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Raaaaaaaaaa Neeeeeeeer Beeeeer. Check the sell -by date DM. I think they stopped making it around 1980.

Dodger Matt wrote:
Me? Garage beer (aka Rainer). But I can't wait for stuff like when the lavender geezer mentions a player; I'm taking a swig whenever the second hand reaches 12.

Okay, just to play fair, I'll officially claim both of Andy Lopez's bearded sons, neither of whom I've seen take the field or swing a bat for a single moment all year but who are both on the roster. When either is mentioned, I'll pluck a hair of the dog, and take a swig.
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6/24/2012 7:29:09 PM

ASU74
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BeaverBob wrote:
Raaaaaaaaaa Neeeeeeeer Beeeeer. Check the sell -by date DM. I think they stopped making it around 1980.

Dodger Matt wrote:
Me? Garage beer (aka Rainer). But I can't wait for stuff like when the lavender geezer mentions a player; I'm taking a swig whenever the second hand reaches 12.

Okay, just to play fair, I'll officially claim both of Andy Lopez's bearded sons, neither of whom I've seen take the field or swing a bat for a single moment all year but who are both on the roster. When either is mentioned, I'll pluck a hair of the dog, and take a swig.
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Well, ya but what is the drink by date?

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6/24/2012 7:42:51 PM

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Great point Fred. I might need to move on to Crown Royal as my Johnny Walker Black is almost expired.

ASU74 wrote:
BeaverBob wrote:
Raaaaaaaaaa Neeeeeeeer Beeeeer. Check the sell -by date DM. I think they stopped making it around 1980.

Dodger Matt wrote:
Me? Garage beer (aka Rainer). But I can't wait for stuff like when the lavender geezer mentions a player; I'm taking a swig whenever the second hand reaches 12.

Okay, just to play fair, I'll officially claim both of Andy Lopez's bearded sons, neither of whom I've seen take the field or swing a bat for a single moment all year but who are both on the roster. When either is mentioned, I'll pluck a hair of the dog, and take a swig.
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Well, ya but what is the drink by date?
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6/24/2012 7:48:06 PM

ASU74
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Johnny Black....never expires, just gets better.....just like congnac!

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6/24/2012 7:50:52 PM

BeaverBob
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Great point. However, I used the word expire to mean the bottle has come to the end of its useful life. In other words, it is empty.



expire
Definition


ex·pire
[ ik spr ]






INTRANSITIVE VERB



1.
end or be no longer valid: to come to an end or be no longer valid or in operation





ASU74 wrote:
Johnny Black....never expires, just gets better.....just like congnac!

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6/24/2012 8:08:00 PM

ASU74
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BeaverBob wrote:
Great point. However, I used the word expire to mean the bottle has come to the end of its useful life. In other words, it is empty.



expire
Definition


ex·pire
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INTRANSITIVE VERB



1.
end or be no longer valid: to come to an end or be no longer valid or in operation





ASU74 wrote:
Johnny Black....never expires, just gets better.....just like congnac!

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What you REALLY ment was RETIRED!

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6/24/2012 8:08:31 PM

Dodger Matt
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Garage beer is gone.
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6/24/2012 8:12:14 PM

ASU74
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UT OH Time to
Bong

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